Dat Blog.

houndoom:

people who act like hot shit when they’re really just room temperature shit

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You think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on Tumblr

But I notice

I always notice

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ghostboyfriend:

*stabs u* why??? *whispers* idk im just so random

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iamanafricanprincess:

theres only one half time show that will always be number one

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abhortion:

movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

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durik:

hyungstrider:

i will not accept anon hate unless its in MLA format

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thetalkingcheese:

“we’re Fall Out Men now”

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