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- 12th December
2012 - 12
- 12th December
2012 - 12
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- 12th December
2012 - 12
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- 12th December
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- 12th December
2012 - 12
my sister just said “whoever invented knock knock jokes deserves a no bell prize.”
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- 12th December
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- 12th December
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- 12th December
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- 12th December
2012 - 12
This kid has been staring at a picture of broccoli for about 15 minutes now
He keeps zooming in and out and looking over every branch
Finals week has really taken a lot out of some people
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- 12th December
2012 - 12
if you’re ever feeling down and unappreciated just think of the members of maroon 5 that aren’t adam levine
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- 12th December
2012 - 12
- parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
- family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
- friends: omg you are soooo pretty
- boys: i've never seen this species of rodent before
- 12th December
2012 - 12
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- 12th December
2012 - 12
“Why are you single?”
I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
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- 4th December
2012 - 04
The difference between bees and wasps.
- Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
- Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
- 4th December
2012 - 04
