Dat blog tho
HELLO welcome take a seat please make yourself at home it's quite alright. I love you.
h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

hahhahahhaha that was so fun i did that for about 5 minutes

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

hahhahahhaha that was so fun i did that for about 5 minutes

(Source: unexotic)

deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

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tennasea:

the truth is i cant keep up with the kardashians 

(Source: sharmelshack, via h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s)

plot twist: you're the hot friend

do you ever think about the fact that your future boyfriend or girlfriend or husband or wife is out there somewhere like they exist and they’re waiting for you at this very moment even though they don’t realize it’s you they’re waiting for

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(Source: homofiction, via h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s)

folkmessiah:

gonna watch some HISTORICAL FICTION gonna become EMOTIONALLY INVESTED gonna learn TRUE FACTS gonna get PUMPED gonna go to the LIBRARY

(Source: gonzomessiah, via grizzlyqueen)

princedoki:

u ever like have a crush but its not a crush its not romantic ur just like “-looks into persons eyes- u….r my bro………….4ever……………..our broship will never die…………..ill fight 4 u in HELL we ride……………..ride………….ride on the roads of bro hell 2gether………………………………..”

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kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

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gay8:

1. My Ass

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved, via loverozay)

troyesivan:

mom please can I have 50,000 dollars and a popsicle

(via loverozay)

People who call their boyfriend their partner make me uncomfortable.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

(via boobievelze)

montparnah:

the worst part about going back to school is the sudden and constant presence of heterosexuals

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i-really-doughnut-like-you:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god

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