how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??
(Source: Flickr / twosevenoneonenineeightthreesevenatenzerosix, via connersup)
I HAD TO SIT TO THE SIDE OF MY LAPTOP BECAUSE THE FUCKING EYE CONTACT MADE ME SHIvEr OH NYmD DFSJDSKFJKDSHFDJ
I’M ON THE FUCKING FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!!
“man lying in bed smiling”
that is not a smile
that is a cry for help
*fills a coconut with shower gel*
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.every time I see this, I reblog it.
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US