- 5th February
2013 - 05
- 5th February
2013 - 05
- 5th February
2013 - 05
“oh my god you are the funniest person ever” said me to me
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- 5th February
2013 - 05
idk why people assume youre jealous of everything you hate
i hate spiders that doesnt mean im jealous they have 8 legs and eat flies
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- 5th February
2013 - 05
if theres a lot of crumbs in your bed you know it was a good night
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- 5th February
2013 - 05
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- 5th February
2013 - 05
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- 5th February
2013 - 05
- 5th February
2013 - 05
- 5th February
2013 - 05
im pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description
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- 5th February
2013 - 05
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- 5th February
2013 - 05
when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before
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- 5th February
2013 - 05
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- 5th February
2013 - 05
I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟
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- 5th February
2013 - 05
how big is your penis? no not inches i want the volume & surface area
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